The 101 Rules You Need to Know
*but no one has ever told you

You already have a million writing books. You know the principles, the lectures, the "expert" techniques. And you've discovered that sometimes tried-and-true just equals tired.

In "Robert's Rules of Writing," successful author Robert Masello stomps out status quo writing advice and delivers 101 uninhibited techniques to improve your writing that include: Burn your journal (See rule 1)Strip down to your briefs (See rule 38)Spend time gossiping (See rule 61)Buy the smoking jacket (See rule 56)Skip the Starbucks (See rule 7)De-claim De-claim (See rule 63)Whether you're a fiction writer, freelancer, memoirist, or screenwriter, "Robert's Rules of Writing" gives you the unorthodox advice to transform your writing life and get published